[The Collective Book Studio] Discover what your favorite trinkets really think of you—in this wickedly funny illustrated gift book. "Cheeky, delightful . . . an uproarious gift book that's sure to leave all kinds of collectors amused and chagrined."—Foreword Reviews Ever wonder if your ceramic Buddha is silently judging your life choices? Or if your antique compass is dizzy from your lack of direction? In Tchotchkes and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts, your quirky collectibles finally speak their minds—and they are brutally honest. This hilarious and highly giftable hardcover brings together dark humor, colorful art, and existential dread. Perfect for collectors, design lovers, and fans of sarcastic humor, this 120-page book is a must-have for anyone with a shelf full of curios and a dark sense of humor. Inside you'll find: • 55 full-color illustrations of inanimate objects with serious emotional baggage • Snarky, witty, and surprisingly insightful one-liners from baubles, trinkets, and collectibles • A perfect gift for the person who has everything—except validation from their stuff